24 4 / 2014

24 4 / 2014

the-winchester-initiative:

posthumous-mcdouble:

Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives

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24 4 / 2014

wanderlust:

You say that you love rain, but you open your umbrella when it rains. You say that you love the sun, but you find a shadow spot when the sun shines. You say that you love the wind, but you close your windows when wind blows. This is why I am afraid, you say that you love me too. - William Shakespeare

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24 4 / 2014

cuntphrase:

unpopularqueen:

I LITERALLY STRUGGLE TO BELIEVE THAT SOME PEOPLE HAVNT TRIED TIM TAMS, VEGEMITE, FAIRY BREAD, WIZZ FIZZ, CHICOS, MINTIES AND CARAMELLO KOALAS
U R MISSING SK MUCH

are those street names for drugs

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24 4 / 2014

suppermariobroth:

Luijesus.

24 4 / 2014

ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

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24 4 / 2014

24 4 / 2014

ohdamnchris:

spattergroit101:

stop following me in front 

IM DYIN

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24 4 / 2014

gamecuboid:

I was doing some gaming and my iTunes decided to interrupt me like a little french bitch

gamecuboid:

I was doing some gaming and my iTunes decided to interrupt me like a little french bitch

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24 4 / 2014

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

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24 4 / 2014

bitch-about-it:

My sister forgot how to say “turn up the volume” so she said “zoom in on the sound”

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24 4 / 2014

ruinedchildhood:

How Toy Story 3 should have ended. [Video]

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24 4 / 2014

jbkats:

"paramore was pulled off tour for a week when hayley was 16 because her mom grounded her" is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard

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24 4 / 2014

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24 4 / 2014

r0llcake:

u (◠‿◠✿)

did not (◠‿◠✿)

teach us this (◠‿◠✿)

why is it (◠‿◠✿)

on the test (◠‿◠✿)

BITCH (⊙‿⊙✿)

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